For those of you that watch MTV regularly, I'm sure you've all seen their newest hit drama shit "16 and Pregnant"

I barely watch TV, let alone the tripe that's on MTV, but admittedly, the show peeked my interest so I watched all four episodes...

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

The first girl, Farrah or whatever the fuck her name was is wondering why all the girls in school are making fun of her? Look in the mirror hon! You're a pretty and popular CHEERLEADER who has probably made-fun and teased those girls throughout middle school and high-school. I'd say that most of them think you are getting your just desserts.

Then one of her best friends tells everyone she is pregnant and OMG!DRAMA insues...whatever, I think she had that coming.

She of course is really well off because her parents are LOADED and instead of kicking their pregnant teenager daughter out onto the street like some parents have unfortunately done, they take care of everything, except for a new car because Farrah, princess in training, totalled hers. Of course, the bitch constantly whines about not getting a new one immediately, but that;s beside the point.

The rest of the show, she worries over how much her boobs will sag and her stretch marks (she apparently thinks they go away after 8 months XD XD XD XD XD) and then when the kid is born, she expects her poor mother to help care for the baby at night. Her mother tells her no and that she wants her sleep which is a perfectly reasonable answer. After all, she already went through that once and it isn't her kid this time. She's already footing the bill for all the baby items, housing, and dealing with a bitchy teenager daughter...and yet we are supposed to be on Farrah's side.

Next, her grandfather goes ahead and buys her a Ford Focus...(sigh) And Christians wonder why I can't believe in god?

This is just episode ONE folks.

The second story is about a girl named Amber who is just as stupid, but at least has a certain amount of common sense. Also, her and her boyfriend (who both stays and proposes to her....granted with a $25 dollar ring from Walmart, but I digress) are both essentially on their own and actually have real troubles because their families do NOT get along and they have to support themselves completely.

I don't have much to say about her, because really, her episode wasn't too bad...mostly because she didn't bitch about anything Farrah did and her episode was actually pretty cute, especially when her brother (who was off in Iraq) was able to come home and see his niece.

EPISODE THREE: Ebony...this bitch must be out of her mind....

First, she thinks that both she and her 'baby-daddy' will be able to get into the airforce with a baby in tow, second she allows herself to get knocked up by a boy who is practically retarded and irresponsible as all hell, and thirdly she bitches and complains the entire episode and doesn't do anything about it.

For example, she has to take night classes in order for her to graduate high school...her boyfriend NEEDS to be home on time so he can take care of the baby while she is out. He is always late and she bitches once at him, she never actually does anything outside of occasionally bitch.

Yeah, he doesn't even care enough to let her graduate. Shows what a catch he is...

Then of course, he doesn't even care about graduating himself despite ALL the work she puts into trying to get him the credits he needs so he can!

In the end, he gets to graduate and join the air force after missing over 200 classes (hooky anyone?), putting in no work to help his girlfriend or kid, and basically just makes an ass of himself the entire show. She says she was willing to sacrifice all of that, but we all know that is bullshit. If she was as passionate as she claims, she should be fucking pissed as all hell. He didn't even help so that she could fucking graduate high school...how messed up is that!?

Ugh...just shoot me.

Last one...I swears.

Some girl named Whitney or something...who scored a real hottie and a very responsible father. The girl herself looks like she is barely 13 and she bitches like a woman on menopause.

Yes, I understand that being pregnant allows a certain amount of bitching over stupid shit, but really...this girl is as bad as Farrah.

The entire show, she talks about how popular she was and then how her pregnancy alienated her friends...EARTH TO FUCKING DUMBASS TEENAGE GIRL: IF THEY DITCH YOU, THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!

I never understood how popular people can't see that most of their friends are not their friends. (Sigh) Anyway, so she loses all her friends, her grandma fights with her because she is overall a bitch and her boyfriend just chills and does whatever she asks of him like a good little manservant.

Seriously, she lucked out. When they had the baby, he basically did all the nasty stuff. No kidding. Eventually, they move out of grandma's house and into her boyfriend's mother's upstairs...

Do these kids realize just how screwed they would be without all these people willing to help them? REALLY?

(Sigh)

Overall, I can't help but feel this show will only encourage teen pregnancy because really, these girls are CELEBRITIES now! Also, they always sugar-coat the ending, making it feel happy and heartfelt even though you know they would all be in the shitter if their parents weren't helping them with everything.

It's depressing enough to see the teen pregnancy rates as is...it's even more depressing to have to see them skim by without having any real problems (The ones that they brought on themselves, such as with Ebony sticking it out with the dumbass do not count).

Just: [link]

Peace, folks. I'm going to gouge out my eyes with a fucking garden hose.